How to create the perfect tantrum

As a parent, you work hard all day, trying to please your mini-me, but you goof sometimes and you get one unhappy little child.

I don’t know about you, but from my experience here are some sure-fire ways you can turn your little angel into a little monster:

  1. Not responding to “mom” within the first 10 seconds of them trying to get your attention.
  2. Not leaving for playground the moment you mention it.
  3. Noticing that the snowman you created together melted.
  4. Put a small piece of cheese on their plate.
  5. The “blue cup” is still dirty and in the dishwasher.
  6. Forgetting your child’s lovely at grandma’s.
  7. Wash their hair.
  8. It’s raining outside.
  9. Not letting them hold the Cheerio box at the grocery store.
  10. Not singing their favourite song the right way or the right tune.

Do you have anything to add to my list?